What really got me was the response by Ms. Nall. I had heard of this "boobs" business, but hadn't looked into it. I had assumed "great, another stripper running for office". When I read Ms. Nall's response to this article I was starting to change my mind. I felt that maybe this whole thing had been misconstrued and this was a serious candidate. I thought that until that last paragraph anyway.

Let me get this straight. Ms. Nall was so upset that her campaign had turned into a discussion about her breasts that she….made "t-shirts and other items" emphasizing boobs (or a play on words at any rate). It sounds as if she was so enraged that she decided to cash in on it.

I was a bit confused at this point, so I checked out the links at the bottom of her post. I wasn't confused any more. "Flash for Cash" was pretty much what it says (without nudity).

I didn't think politics could get any lower or more disreputable than it already was. I stand corrected.

She may have a very good platform. I don't know. I couldn't get past the tastelessness of her campaign items for sale. Is it worth trading in the dignity of the governorship for campaign promises? I guess the voters in Alabama will have to decide that.

I've never met Ms. Nall, but amazingly enough, I could form an opinion of her campaign. The majority of us form opinions on campaigns without ever meeting a candidate. I'm pretty sure that's why candidates have web pages, press releases, interviews, etc., so that they can get their message out since they can't possibly meet every voter.

We've thrown honesty and public service out of politics. Now whatever dignity is left in politics is going out the window too. At least in Alabama.

I have been enjoying the national and international media coverage over the last week. But I am becoming increasingly unhappy with all of the stories that make it seem as though I one day decided to whup out 'the twins' and start campaigning with them. So this post is to set the record straight.

In March of this year an Alabama political columnist named Bob Ingram wrote a piece dismissing my campaign and me as a candidate. I was not contacted before this article ran for an interview or given an opportunity to state my platform. I had never met and still have not met Mr. Ingram although we have talked on the phone.

In that article he used a picture of me which was obtained by the editor of The Montgomery Independent. The editor, instead of contacting my campaign for a campaign photo, decided to search Google images and the photo he used was from a few years ago….long before I formally announced my campaign for Governor of Alabama.

The next week after this article ran Mr. Ingram again referred to me in his column stating that,
"In 55 years of political writing no women had ever displayed cleavage in his column."

I got HOT about it and called him up and asked him what on earth he was thinking. How could he possibly form an opinion about me or my campaign since we had never met.

So, I wrote The Montgomery Independent asking why they ran a photo that has nothing to do with my campaign and expressing dismay at two well respected journalists discussing my anatomy instead of my platform. After all, they never discussed the fact that Lucy Baxley also has breasts and they did not dig up any old photos of her to run in a smear piece.

Then I made the t-shirts and other items that are all the rage today and shortly after one of my campaign workers came up with the idea of a "Flash for Cash" animation which you can view free of charge at the following links.
1 ($2)
2 ($20)
3 ($50)