Wanted: Liberal Oxymorons. Why? Because some words should never sit together in public.

1. Australian culture

2. abortion rights

3. Amnesty International

4. anarchist organization

5. beauty pageant

6. blood sports

7. budget surplus

8. carbon neutral

9. childcare business

10. civil servants

11. Compact Discs

12. cool knickerbockers

13. crocodile sanctuary

14. cruel kindness

15. cultural relativist

16. decisive feminist

17. fast food

18. Finnish cuisine

17. free speech

18. gay marriage

18. government grants

19. green car

20. guilty pleasures

21. guilty suspect (innocent suspect)

22. gun control

23. honest politician

24. hybrid car

25. inclusive Democrat

26. lesbian Christian

27. liberation theology

28. low taxes (because all taxes are too high)

29. manly manbag

30. masculine Prius

31. medicinal marijuana

32. Muslim feminist

33. Northern patriot

34. No Logo ®

35. nonjudgmental counselor

36. open atheist

37. organic food 

38. People’s Democracy (communist dictatorship)

39. Playboy ethics

40. public television

41. public transport

42. reliable weathermen

43. rich socialist

44. sane fruitarian

45. secular Christian 

46. Senior Pastor

47. sex change (can you change cells like shoes?) 

48. shy celebrity

49. Texan vegetarian

50. United Nations