By the way, I’m still trying to figure out all that Palin-is-a-harlot stuff from the other post. You have a lot more patience than I do when it comes to dealing with nuts on either side of the political spectrum.

Observation #1 to GD#1: Obviously, you haven’t watched enough Grind House Productions films or you’d know the planet is overrun with mutants.

Observation #2 to GD#2: Little Bobby and Susie only have to play pattycake to get AIDS (despite neither being a carrier). I have this on the very best authority. My son’s third-grade teacher. Then again, I also have it on good authority AIDS is a hoax (see http://www.7mac.com/investigations/AIDS_info/AIDS_Hoax_files/frame.htm).

Observation #3 to GD#4 (don’t ask what happened to my observation to GD#3, my black cat ate it): I have a San Francisco friend who has an ex-husband who has it on good authority aliens exist. He works at a hush-hush lab somewhere south (or was it east) of San Francisco and has sworn me to keep top secret all that he divulged to me (which is exactly nothing cause then we’d both get arrested), but insinuated he daily visits a remote military base way out in the desert of a nearby state (which must remain nameless) and makes it home each evening in time for supper thanks to alien technology. He swears we got nukes, stealth technology, flat screens, DVDs, ipods, PEZ dispensers and a lot of other neat stuff from these aliums. By the way there’s colonies of them now living in lower Manhattan and West LA, and a couple of them have jobs in Congress, and you’d never guess who they are because their disguises are so perfect they’d pass an autopsy.

Observation #4 (or was that 5 … I lost count) to GD#5: Man! I really liked Danson when he did Cheers, but not so great playing a doctor cause he sure didn’t know squat about getting women to wear those goofy robes so’s he could get a peek at their stuff. Some doctor, huh? Anyway, I forgot what I was going to say about the oceans … oh yeah, they may not be dead yet but have you seen what’s floatin in them suckers. Wouldn’t get me to take a swim in that stuff. Yah! Rainbow Warrior you get them pullooters, except, hey, what’s that youse dumpin over the side?

Great stuff and laughing my butt off. Thanks.

Never. Us Conservatives are the Bride at every funeral, and the Corpse at every wedding. :) So sayeth the DailyKos.

On a side note, an opinion piece in last weekends Baltimore Sun was directing our attention to the devastion caused by hurricanes in Haiti. The reason? You guessed it- the Bush Administration….

The great thing about political satire is that it only works if there’s an element of truth involved. Just picking things out of thin air only makes the author look foolish at best, or a partisan hack at worst.

Not to worry. The genetically-engineered tofu-munching, HIV+, Gay Whales will use their evil minions, the Birds, to give us all the flu.

Unless the black hole gets us first…

Sarah Palin has been present for such sermons of Kalnins, but has not disavowed this belief. Does that make her a crank, too?

Hmmm. I guess my example doesn’t count, because it’s not one of your five!
Regarding AIDS, I don’t think you’d discuss it with such mirth if you lived in Africa, where there has been a death toll of, what, one in ten? Whole villages full of children orphaned? Ha ha.