The silver lining?

I’m sorry Republicans lost the 2008 battle, but Democrats can still lose the plot. Remember Jimmy Carter? After all, Republican is spelled p-e-r-s-p-e-c-t-i-v-e. Democrat is spelled e-m-o-t-i-o-n-a-l. Never underestimate the stupidity of liberals.

So, what happens when the elite media’s made-for-television election grows old?  And, is a “change” sermon the best present to present to voters overdosing on patronizing clichés, when they need to eat? Are steak-and-potato workers going to cop a “green recession” tomorrow? And, can Obama give us an example of a successful pro-infanticide administration?

Here are six things to keep in mind:

The Senator from New York. Call me impolite, but history recalls that in the 1990s, Hillary’s girls were extremely fond of affirmative action programs for blue-collar worksites. Today? Well, let’s just say that the next Jayson Blair is moving into the White House, and Hillary must have a few regrets. Okay, one.

Truly, if you think Senator McCain is hurting right now, then take a minute to feel Hillary “Shame on you, Barack” Clinton’s pain. I know you can. As Ann Coulter points out, the Democrats had to select The One, because they couldn’t elect The One. In 2009, Hillary will still be supporting Obama with a gun to her back, and a pumpkin smile. (Is this the “new feminism” she’s been waiting for?)

The Heartland. Given that Obama ran with NBC, C-BS, ABC, and P-BS, his “election victory” is nothing to write home about. Where is his Reagan landslide?

Granted, ultra-liberal states like California and New York are always happy to vote for socialism, and even Colorado fell for Obama’s whack, but on the other side, it looks like all the money and the free media in the world can’t buy off South Carolina, Nebraska, Montana, Alaska, Texas, Georgia, Alabama, Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia, Arkansas, Louisiana, Oklahoma, Kansas, South Dakota, North Dakota, Arizona, Utah, Wyoming, and Idaho. God bless them.

California’s Schizophrenia. Most realists agree that Hollywood’s values took a hit this year. Floridians, Arizonians, Californians, and God, along with 27 other states seem to agree that marriage is a sacred union between a man and a woman, as opposed to Ellen De Generes and The Ellen De Generes Show’s clapping seals. As one pro-family group maintains, Arizona’s successful Proposition 102 “simply defines marriage as the union between a man and a woman. Everyone has the right to live as they choose, but no one has the right to redefine marriage for all of society” or date a cat.

So, perhaps there is a positive side to California’s drug culture too, because Democrats threw “gay marriage” under the bus? Just kidding. My point: that makes me wonder how Obama is going to keep his white liberal friends happy, and the mainstream “homophobic” black community content. Not to mention white evangelicals. Many blacks are so politically incorrect, it is funny. 

Affirmative Action. Remember Jayson Blair? The stiff-necked New York Times will never learn. And, if the media is completely confident in Obama, then what motivates the LA Times to hide his Palestinian party tape? And, what is the difference between winning an election with the elite media and America’s moneymen on your side, and actually earning your own victory? After all, Obama isn’t a homeless guy living a hand-to-mouth existence like Michael Moore.
 
Here’s what David Freddoso points out in The Case Against Obama (p. 110): “Through affirmative action, Obama writes, the federal government should be allowed to discriminate on the basis of race” or the media’s favorite races “when awarding college scholarships.” Good for liberal blacks. Bad for Jews. Great for liberal Hispanic Americans. Terrible for Irish Americans.

Thus, 2009’s White House is an experiment, promoting a false sense of unity for the race fetishists, and a ticking time bomb? Obama’s change theology may blow him. Remember Jayson Blair.

High expectations. Obama, is like, going to pay for my heating bills. Obama, is like, going, to pay for my hospital trips when, I like, blow my brains out on smack. Obama, is like, going to buy me a new pad and all, even though I live overseas. And, apparently, Obama, is like, going to set my illegal immigrant cousins up in, like, Chicago, and give me, like, the right to vote. Ah, the curse of high expectations. I just wonder, if Americans will grow weary of, like, Parisian taxes, and vote out the Obama cultists in 2010.

The silver lining. In Ann Coulter’s post-election essay, she affirms, “For now, we have a new president-elect. In the spirit of reaching across the aisle, we owe it to the Democrats to show their president the exact same kind of respect and loyalty that they have shown our recent Republican president.” I couldn’t have said it better.