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Horsehide Hangover

It's hard to pinpoint exactly when the joy and sportsmanship went out of sport, but a good starting place would be with Muhammad Ali and his worshippers in the American press.

When you're out of the country as I was for the past two weeks, no matter how wonderful your destination or how glorious the sites you visit there, some homesickness tends to creep in. In my case, although daily blessed to be treading the sacred ground in the Holy Land, I found myself pining for American sports news.

Now, when I was overseas in October of last year, I was appalled but unsurprised by the European coverage of our stock market crash, as reported by the global liberals at CNN International and the BBC. The countless stories on the failure of capitalism and tales of galloping greed that filled the TV screen in my Roman hotel room made me nostalgic for the domestic versions of same, where at least I'd have some World Series news to soften the blows. After all, in America, sports are our escape from an often ugly reality.

So it was that even on pilgrimage in Jerusalem, I found myself scanning the Israeli newspapers for baseball scores in the evenings, when the distant sound of gunfire was sometimes heard. I figured that news of the New York Yankees would be the cure for the tensions that envelop that holy place; except that I forgot that sometimes when we are away from home we tend to over-sentimentalize whatever it is we miss, often creating a rosier picture than is actually the case.

And so on returning home where I happily found that my beloved Yanks had embarked on a winning streak, it didn't take long for reality to hit me between the eyes like a screaming line drive: the American sports scene is immersed in the worst aspects of our culture. Still, I settled in to watch the Yankees play the defending champion Philadelphia Phillies on the Fox game of the week. So happy was I to be back in the embrace of our national pastime, I foolishly neglected to employ my trusty mute button and was thus confronted by a long promo for an atrocity called "The Hangover."

As I wrote last year, I have given up wondering when sports — which used to be a way to encourage young men away from more dissolute pursuits — has now embraced all that is debased in our modern culture; the objectification of women as sex toys, vulgar language, egotism, and violence. All of this was on display during "The Hangover" promo and another one for a flick aptly titled, "Drag Me to Hell;" both of which would have never appeared in prime time a few short years ago, but now invade our homes on a Saturday afternoon.

Sadly, the trash emitted from Hollywood has now found its way onto the playing field; so much so that I sometimes feel that baseball itself has become some kind of perverted cross-promotion. There is so much violence and egomania in sports today, that you get the idea that it's not enough to simply defeat one's opponent; you must humiliate and "own" him. In watching nearly all of Michael Phelps' Olympic victories, I don't recall any expressions of elation or happiness, just a series of violent shouts and angry gesticulations.

It's hard to pinpoint exactly when the joy and sportsmanship went out of sport, but a good starting place would be with Muhammad Ali and his worshippers in the American press, who viewed his ascension as kind of a payback to his supposed white oppressors. But it is no longer restricted to race. Although he has the best example of how a great and gracious ballplayer should act in Mariano Rivera, it seems that Yankee pitcher Joba Chamberlain cannot record three outs without furious displays of fist-pumping arrogance, simply for doing his job. Similarly, the chest-thumping antics and "look-at-me" poses adopted by homerun hitters are great examples of humility and team-play for the kiddies, no?

Yet all of this is tied to noxiously saccharine promotions — MLB produces PSAs to teach kids the value of perseverance and teamwork — that purport to further the message that our sports telecasts are aimed at and produced for "the children;" a horrible and chilling thought. And this is only baseball, the more genteel American game; the goings-on in the NFL and the NBA are even worse.

With all that's going on in our country today, it may seem like a desire for the return to purity in baseball is a trivial thing, but those familiar with the relationship between the game and our national ethos know better. MLB can do more to clean up the game than pointless drug-screening, and they certainly control the process of awarding broadcast rights to the networks. Let's do our kids a favor and keep the filth, violence and egotism where they belong: in Hollywood.

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1 comment to Horsehide Hangover

  • jbstheone

    TALK ABOUT GOOD SPORTSMANSHIP!!! WHAT ABOUT DICK!!!!!
    \http://www.hsus.org/legislation_laws/wayne_pacelle_the_animal_advocate/cheneys_canned_kill_and_other_hunting_excesses_of_the_bush_administration.html

    Vice President Dick Cheney went pheasant shooting in Pennsylvania in December 2003, but unlike most of his fellow hunters across America, he didn’t have to spend hours or even days tramping the fields and hedgerows in hopes of bagging a brace of birds for the dinner table.

    Upon his arrival at the exclusive Rolling Rock Club in Ligonier Township, gamekeepers released 500 pen-raised pheasants from nets for the benefit of him and his party. In a blaze of gunfire, the group—which included legendary Dallas Cowboys quarterback Roger Staubach and U.S. Senator John Cornyn (R-TX), along with major fundraisers for Republican candidates—killed at least 417 of the birds. According to one gamekeeper who spoke to the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, Cheney was credited with shooting more than 70 of the pen-reared fowl.

    After lunch, the group shot flocks of mallard ducks, also reared in pens and shot like so many live skeet. There’s been no report on the number of mallards the hunting party killed, but it’s likely that hundreds fell.

    Rolling Rock is an exclusive private club for the wealthy with a world-class golf course and a closed membership list. It is also a “canned hunting” operation—a place where fee-paying hunters blast away at released animals, whether birds or mammals, who often have no reasonable chance to escape. Most are “no kill, no pay” operations where patrons only shells out funds for the animals they kill.

  • seanW

    I have been saying for years that of the three pillars of our society, government, education and entertainment, that entertainment is the most important and the one conservatives should work to infiltrate first. Sportsmanship like many things in our culture today is the victim of the liberal idea that all is equal. Good sportsmanship used to be taught in school athletics and there was an unwritten code to respect your opponents, be humble in victory and gracious in defeat. Now the street culture of “in your face” attitude and swagger is the norm. It does, unfortunately, have a racial component. The media glorifies showmanship because it makes great highlight reels, but the most egregious displays of street attitude is in the NBA and NFL. The liberal media accepts (in their back handed racism) these disgusting displays of end zone prancing and gesturing into the camera as part of the “black street culture”. “That’s just the way they do things in their culture, we don’t understand because we’re not down with the struggle.” Our kids see this and emulate. I believe in holding everyone to the same high standard. This can start by highlighting the many black athletes who do live by the old unwritten code of sportsmanship, that’s the struggle I’m down with. Oh and jbstheone if Cheney wants to hunt on a closed reservation, who cares. Are you saying that America’s youth derive their idea of sportsmanship from the former VP’s hunting experiences? Seriously?

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