Thanks
to last Thursday's debate, the rest of the country is learning
what most North Carolinians have known; John Edwards isn't the
brightest bulb. Senator Edwards thinks the Federal Defense of
Marriage Act means exactly the opposite of what it does, and
has no clue about Islam. For a successful lawyer to be unfamiliar
with this law is surprising, but to know so little about Islam,
in the midst of the War on Terror, is shocking. Can you imagine
a Senator being so uninformed about Nazi Germany during World
War Two?
To give
Edwards his due, he is a phenomenal public speaker. He could
have been a sideshow huckster, or a salesman of 80 proof Indian
elixirs in dry counties. For instance, he once claimed to channel
the spirit of a child. "I feel her, I feel her presence,"
he said in a malpractice lawsuit on behalf of Jennifer Campbell.
"She's inside me and she's talking to you. And this is
what she says to you. She says, I don't ask for your pity. What
I ask for is your strength. And I don't ask for your sympathy,
but I do ask for your courage." Such tacky techniques of
persuasion earned this champion of the poor between $12.8 and
$60 million, according to financial disclosure forms. It is
little wonder that Senator Edwards is often confused with the
famous psychic, John Edward. Unfortunately for Mr. Edward, hosting
a maudlin television show is not as lucrative as practicing
those same skills of mysticism in court.
The Senator
is a skilled politician. Edwards portrays himself as a friend
of the farmer and workingman, even though his campaign has raised
millions, with nearly two-thirds of his cash coming from attorneys.
Greedy lawyers have devastated North Carolina. Tobacco farming
was a way of life for rural North Carolinians, even before America's
founding; now it is largely a thing of the past. The resulting
economic decline and staggering unemployment is fodder for Sen.
Edwards claim that there are two Americas, one comprised of
the wealthy (like Sen. Edwards) and the other of the poor. I
wonder how many of the poor were once employed by the tobacco
industry.
Edwards'
good looks have earned him the title of "Sexiest Politician"
(People Magazine) and caused him to be dubbed "The Breck
Girl," by Rush Limbaugh. In his only Senate race, he beat
his opponent, Lauch Faircloth, by only 51% of the vote. To view
the candidates side by side, Faircloth (age 70) and Edwards
(age 45), was to recall the Kennedy/Nixon debates; youth and
charisma carried the day. In a historically Democratic state,
this was hardly an impressive victory. Considering that his
approval ratings have been frozen around 35%, it's not surprising
he chose not to run for a second term.
His campaign
of eyelash batting "uplift" is as phony as his increasingly
syrupy drawl. My family has been active in American politics
since my ancestor, Charles Carroll, signed the Declaration of
Independence, and has been a cornerstone of the Democratic Party
in North Carolina since the Civil War. Edwards sought the endorsement
and friendship of my uncle, a Democratic Party County Chairman.
My uncle worked hard to get Edwards elected. When my uncle passed
away two years ago, condolences came from officials and office
holders in every level of the party. Edwards' office was notified,
but he sent no card or flower, made no phone call, and did not
appear at the funeral. This was poor form, and evidence of self-serving
callousness.
The closer
you get to Edwards, the more his flaws are revealed. As Americans
become familiar with him, more will come to agree with Sen.
Santorum, who said of the Democratic candidates, in an interview
with the Manchester Union Leader, "I'm the least impressed
with John Edwards. In his time in the United States Senate,
he distinguished himself by arguing for things I would have
thought he would have been an expert on — things like
the Patients' Bill of Rights and medical liability — but
was as remarkably uninformed as any general member of the United
States Senate on these issues. The basic perception in the Republican
caucus was that this guy is just an empty suit, that he just
simply doesn't understand."
Judson Cox is a college student and
political columnist.