By Burt Prelutsky, on May 2nd, 2005 I’d like to be around some day when a football coach shows up at a CPA’s office and ridicules the way the guy figures out deductions.
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By Burt Prelutsky, on April 26th, 2005 For all their professional advances, there are still a few things that women simply can’t do as well as men.
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By Burt Prelutsky, on April 21st, 2005 Burt Prelutsky on Michael Medved, Al Rantel, Ronn Owens, Dennis Prager, and the whole gang of conservative talk show hosts.
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By Burt Prelutsky, on April 12th, 2005 I suspect that if the federal government stopped taxing people to death to finance the Social Security bureaucracy, people just might be able to take care of themselves, just like grown-ups.
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By Burt Prelutsky, on March 31st, 2005 State offices in California close today for the observance of Cesar Chavez Day.
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By Burt Prelutsky, on March 21st, 2005 Had I only known way back then what I know now, I’d have become a dictator.
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By Burt Prelutsky, on March 15th, 2005 Susan Estrich recently declared a jihad against the Times because she decided that they don’t publish nearly enough female columnists.
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By Burt Prelutsky, on March 9th, 2005 In spite of the fact that we were all Caucasians, all of us in our fifties, and all of us TV writers, we were as different as a random group of five adult Americans is likely to be.
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By Burt Prelutsky, on March 4th, 2005 A part of Andrew Carnegie’s generous legacy was the endowment of nearly 3,000 libraries across the United States.
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By Burt Prelutsky, on February 22nd, 2005 With something like twelve million illegal aliens already in the United States, how is it we don’t already have sufficient numbers to change our sheets, bus our tables and pick our lettuce?
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By Burt Prelutsky, on January 14th, 2005 In the days and weeks following 9/11, friends and neighbors saw the American flag flying by my front door and assumed it was in remembrance of the people murdered by Islamic terrorists.
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By Burt Prelutsky, on January 4th, 2005 What nation in its right mind would surrender even a scintilla of its sovereignty to a group as loathsome as the member states of the U.N.?
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