Harry Reid and the Pequod

Like Ahab and his men, Harry Reid & crew seem hell-bent on destroying one-sixth of our economy.

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Why Would Sarah Palin Rate Barack Obama a “4”?

Perhaps she was just being charitable.

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Mr. President, Please Answer One Question

Besides George Washington's cherry tree, there is another tree in American folklore that most certainly did exist, and that was the "Liberty Tree."

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Obama’s Sukah Plans For America

By the time our President is through with his economic and "green" plans for America, we all will be living in Sukah-like structures on a permanent basis.

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Obama, Stephanopolous & the Jayne Mansfield Moment

I would like to thank George Stephanopoulos for breaking away from the mainstream protection playbook plan for President Obama.

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Barry’s Little Helpers

Below is a partial list of some of the Czar positions, with new user-friendly titles I am recommending for the President.

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President Obama or Boss Bela Oxmyx?

"Beam me up Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here."

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Was the Cairo Speech Lost in Translation?

Better to inquire what went on in the back rooms of Cairo and Riyadh than to overanalyze the President's Cairo speech too much.

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Obama’s Ladder

It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World would be an appropriate title for a 2009 remake, starring straight man Barack Obama and his greedy Cabinet in hot pursuit of our tax dollars.

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Time to Legalize Counterfeiting

An easy solution to end unemployment, consumer debt, and class anxiety.

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The Only Endangered Species the President is Not Interested in Protecting: The Jew of the Middle East

Can Bibi Netanyahu convince President Obama that the ten thousand square miles called Israel should be a protected Jewish life sanctuary?

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Plumbing Problem at the White House

If the President is not capable of repairing his White House plumbing problem, he should stop trashing everyone else and find someone who knows what he is doing.

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Miracle Grow: The Cure for Global Warming

Artyom Sidorkin, prior to his surgery, was on his way to living a life without a carbon footprint.

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Obama, Moses Differ Over Passover Diplomacy

President Obama has ushered in a new form of diplomacy, just in time for Passover.

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Hamas Plays Monty Python Black Knight to Perfection (But Without the Chivalry)

When it comes to belligerence, futility and poor judgment, Hamas and the Black Knight are kindred spirits.

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IDF Doing a Lousy Job at Targeting Civilians

If the Israeli Defense Forces are targeting civilians, they are doing one hell of a lousy job.

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Democrats Prove We Can Drill Our Way Out Of The Oil Problem

The US produces 40% of the oil it consumes, is this a sign of dependency or economic efficiency?

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