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Right Brain + Left Brain = No Brain

Partisan thinking, according to two political partisans. 

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The Sad, Impending Demise of Napoleon Dynamite

Would it be wrong to believe that, for Napoleon to live, his career must die?

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Conventional Wisdom Answers Your Letters

Whatever your questions — personal, political, or even pop cultural — by all means, fire away.

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2005: The Year In Headlines

I’m the only one with the guts to compile the year’s best stories with a reckless disregard for accuracy.

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Do Quakers Dream of Electric Sheep? And Other Questions About Domestic Spying

Being an anti-war Quaker shouldn’t be enough to get you on a Pentagon watch list — yet, apparently, now it is.

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Sappy Thanksgiving

If you ask me, the best American export would be Thanksgiving.

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In Defense of Terrell Owens

Defending the indefensible.

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A Somewhat Belated Review of the Movie “Election”

Election never asks us to outright dismantle the government; it just asks us to keep in mind that the government is little more than a really big carnival. 

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Ten Things I Hate About Halloween

Halloween is far and away the easiest holiday to hate.

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Rocky VI: Don’t Call It A Comeback

In a way, the Rocky series wouldn’t be complete without one final comeback.

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The Case of the Stolen Supreme Court Nomination

The plaintiff, Just About Anyone Anywhere In America, claims to be the rightful owner of the open Court seat, which George Bush recently handed to Harriet Miers.

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The Honest Truth About Honest Abe

I find it somewhat ironic that we’re discussing how to teach the origins of life when we can’t even straighten out how to teach what happened after it began.

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A Marriage Made In Heaven (Heaven, In This Case, Being Fenway Park)

A few weeks ago, my father-in-law called me with four free tickets and a chance to sit behind home plate at Fenway for a Yankees-Red Sox game.

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In Search of Jonathan David Morris

I don’t know about you, but I take my name seriously.

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Should The Stones Be Taken Seriously?

by Jonathan David Morris For “Sweet Neocon” to have an impact, it needs to speak to the human condition. Instead, it speaks to people who would TiVo Jim Lehrer. I can’t take that seriously.

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The Things You Learn When You Get Married

You will no longer have to subsist strictly on pizza. In fact, you won’t be allowed to.

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Remade in America

A movie remake should try to capture the context in which the original movie or series was enjoyed.

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Remade in America

A movie remake should try to capture the context in which the original movie or series was enjoyed.

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Rock Is Dead and Live 8 Killed It

On Saturday, July 2, 2005, I, Jonathan David Morris, totally failed to eradicate African poverty.

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Rock Is Dead and Live 8 Killed It

On Saturday, July 2, 2005, I, Jonathan David Morris, totally failed to eradicate African poverty.

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Welcome to New Jersey

William Juliano has posted a billboard near the Delaware Memorial Bridge that reads: “Welcome to New Jersey. A horrible place to do business.”

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Our National Pastime?

No one would doubt the important role baseball’s played in the last hundred years, but many argue that football has overtaken it.

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Google Intruders

Google Maps recently introduced satellite images to its map database.

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I’m a Heartless Bastard

A response to Steven Warshawsky’s piece on Terri Schiavo.

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Congress Loves Baseball

Lots of governments work closely with domestic sports establishments. Cuba, for instance.

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