Here are 10 New Year’s resolutions that I have written for all the stupid people who have allowed the fascists/communists/authoritarians to take over and destroy our country and the world:
1. Read and understand a few books about history (including about the uniqueness and revolutionary nature of the U.S. Constitution). Also, please read George Orwell’s novel Nineteen Eighty-Four.
2. Read and understand a few books about science (including, for starters, the basics of human biology and how the natural immune system works).
3. Do not believe everything the government or the media says.
4. Do not believe everything that science or medical “experts” say—especially if they are in any positions of authority.
5. Stop wearing those silly, demeaning, useless face masks.
6. Stop polluting your blood with dangerous, experimental vaccines and “boosters.” And stop being obsessed with safety-at-all-costs. That mindset makes you even more stupid than you already are.
7. Stop being obsessed with race, gender, sexuality, and “social justice.” That mindset leads to only more injustice.
8. Detach yourself from the artificial online/cell-phone world (which will make you neurotic or psychotic), and get out into the real world, especially the mind-clearing environment of a forest or some other natural setting.
9. Try to find some spiritual meaning to life—anything that elevates some Higher Power over the evil misdeeds and pompous aspirations of humans. This might involve traditional religions or it might involve nontraditional spirituality (such as nature worship)—whatever makes you feel more balanced.
10. Please do not vote again if you believe that the government is there to protect everyone from everything and to solve everyone’s problems for them.
Finally, if you find that you cannot follow these 10 resolutions, please consider eliminating yourself from the planet. The world and the country cannot take anymore of you and your kind. Just look at the dystopian mess that you have already made of things!
As for my own New Year’s resolution, I vow to not let the stupid people get me down anymore.
Happy New Year!
A.J. Smuskiewicz
Lockport, Illinois, USSA
