IF YOU DON’T LIKE GLOBAL WARMING, GO TO MARS

The global warming / climate change hysteria started out many years ago as yet another scientific fraud designed to push a Leftist political agenda. However, this fraud has recently grown and expanded to become much more noxious and destructive, primarily through the insidious scheme of ESG (environmental, social, governance). The BS ESG agenda has thoroughly corrupted corporate, financial, and investment institutions in the United States, like a deadly virus that has twisted and perverted the American economic fabric and business culture, forcing companies to push the Leftist society-engineering program. Moreover, the aggressive attacks on the fossil fuel industry—in the name of the supreme religion of climate change—could be the final nail in the coffin, leading to the ultimate destruction of American freedom and prosperity.

So, our country now seems to be doomed because the climate hoax is firmly established as our official secular national religion. But are we going to let the damn climate hustlers, green bedwetters, and brainwashed wokesters get away with this shit? 

People on the Right have often said of people on the Left, “If you hate America so much, why don’t you leave it?” – or simply “If you don’t love it, leave it.” I think we can now modify this concept to apply to the whole planet: “If you think this planet is so messed up, why don’t you leave it?” – or “If you don’t like global warming, go to Mars.”

Mars used to be a warm planet billions of years ago, with a thick atmosphere, liquid water on the surface, and possibly some forms of life. However, the planet did not have enough mass (or gravity) to hold onto its atmosphere, and geological activity dramatically slowed, reducing the generation of heat-trapping carbon dioxide. So, the atmosphere thinned, the planet cooled, the water went deep underground and froze solid at the poles, and the planet died. This is what happens when there is a deficit of carbon dioxide (the molecule of life)—when there is no global warming. Death!

Contemplating all this, I wrote a song for the damn climate hustlers, green bedwetters, and brainwashed wokesters. I call the song “If You Don’t Like Global Warming, Go to Mars.” I posted it on YouTube at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igh4Ek8gBi8

Here are the lyrics:

HEY, ALL YOU WOKESTERS, CLIMATE HUSTLERS,
GREEN BEDWETTERS, AND MOTHERF------
I WROTE THIS SONG FOR YOU

IF YOU DON’T LIKE GLOBAL WARMING, GO TO MARS
THE CO2 AIR IS THIN AND THERE’S NO CARS
YOU CAN SET UP YOUR FASCIST PARADISE
AT THE POLAR CAPS WHERE THERE’S LOTS OF ICE
IF YOU DON’T LIKE GLOBAL WARMING, GO TO MARS

THERE AIN’T NO GLOBAL WARMING THERE ON MARS
AIN’T NO RISING OCEANS THERE ON MARS
THE CLIMATE CHANGED A LONG TIME AGO
FROM NICE WARM TEMPERATURES TO 80 BELOW
AIN’T NO GLOBAL WARMING THERE ON MARS

AIN’T NO PLANTS OR ANIMALS ON MARS
LOOKS LIKE THERE’S NO LIFE AT ALL ON MARS
LOTS OF DIRT AND DUST BUT NEVER NO RAIN
THE PLANET’S DEAD, KINDA LIKE YOUR BRAIN
AIN’T NO PLANTS OR ANIMALS ON MARS

THERE’S NO CARBON FOOTPRINT SCORES ON MARS
NO NET ZERO OR ESG SHIT ON MARS
HEY, MAYBE I’LL GO TO THE RED PLANET
TO GET AWAY FROM THIS TERRAN MADNESS
AIN’T NO CRAZY PEOPLE YET ON MARS

IF YOU DON’T LIKE GLOBAL WARMING, GO TO MARS
THE CO2 AIR IS THIN, ABOUT 6 MILLIBARS
ELON, HE MIGHT TAKE YOU THERE
IF YOU CAN AFFORD THE FARE
IF YOU DON’T LIKE CLIMATE CHANGE, JUST GO TO MARS

BABY, IT’S COLD OUTSIDE

You know, almost immediately after I posted the video, YouTube slapped some kind of “context” warning on it, with the United Nations’ definition of climate change (“mainly caused by human activities, especially the burning of fossil fuels”) and a link to the UN climate propaganda site. Their damn propaganda never ends! But at least they haven’t deleted the video yet.

Hope you like the song.

 
MARS GLOBAL WARMING by A.J. SMUSKIEWICZ is licensed under